I was behind a lady about 60 yrs old at TJ Maxx and followed her to the carts. She was dressed really nice. She farted really HUGE 3 times!!
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Blame it on the shopping cart, that’s what I do!
July 1, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Thats one of the advantages of being an old FART!!!!
July 1, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I feel bad for anyone who walks behind my momma at Target. She’s a cropdusting fool and doesn’t care who knows it.
July 1, 2009 at 8:19 pm
LOL @ “cropdusting fool”!
July 2, 2009 at 10:29 am