so which one of you temptresses left an ice cream cake in the freezer. my dilemma: coffee vs. ice cream for breakfast. demon children!!!!!
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Demon children… hilarious!!
July 2, 2009 at 2:18 pm
My mother is diabetic. I still buy treats I know she is not supposed to have and put them in her fridge. Does anybody really expect a person to live the rest of their lives without endulging once in a while? Would you really want to live 40 years without being able to enjoy a candy bar every once in a while?
July 2, 2009 at 2:27 pm
My mom did this to me. I told her to stop blaming other people for her lack of will.
July 2, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Whenever one of us (5 sibs) ever do anything my parents don’t like, my response has always been “I blame the parents!” Demon children, love it!
July 2, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Jeez, Holiday Djinn, glad I’m not your mom!
July 3, 2009 at 12:20 am
Oh, have both coffee and ice cream. Enjoy.
July 3, 2009 at 4:14 am
My mother’s saying is, “Life is uncertain – eat dessert first.” She has gone through phases in recent years of eating almost nothing but pie and Pop-Tarts. And I know what you’re thinking – she’s actually underweight… why didn’t I inherit that metabolism.
July 3, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Haha it was my mom who said this. My parents moved to London so we have an apartment in the US that we all visit and consider “home”. During my last visit, I stopped across the street at the Dairy Queen and left the cake for my sister. I guess my mom got to it before she did!
July 6, 2009 at 10:36 pm
hahahahah this is hilarious!!
she has the best daughter everrrrr!!
and she sounds like the coolest mom ever
July 8, 2009 at 1:56 am