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Backstory: My mom wages epic war with various wild creatures attempting to eat everything in her garden (urine of larger/predatory animals apparently does repels smaller animals).

me: AGH BIG ANT
KILL IIIIIIT.
where’s dad when i need him???
mom: hey, I need him here to pee on the garden fence.

Posted on 07.03.2009 at 1:00 pm

RATING: 78 add 1

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1. travestine

… hope that wasn’t an electrified fence. Poor Dad!

July 5, 2009 at 1:06 pm

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Love, Mom

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