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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT TO PROSKA PARK FOR YOU BIRTHDAY AND YOU WALKED AROUND IN YOUR UNDERPANTS ONLY CAUSE IT WAS

SO HOT AND THEN WE HAD PIZZA DELIVERED. IT WAS LIKE THE PERFECT BIRTHDAY PARTY. HOPE YOUR DAY IS THAT MUCH FUN AGAIN!

LOVE MOM.

Tagged: birthdays, pizza, Undies

Posted on 07.09.2009 at 4:00 pm

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1. Jessie

Haha, so cute!

July 9, 2009 at 7:03 pm

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2. Terry

That’s absolutely precious.

July 9, 2009 at 9:38 pm

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3. SpiffyMom

That’s too cute. Is that the Proska park in Berwyn? We used to go there all the time when I was growing up.

July 9, 2009 at 10:34 pm

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4. L

Very sweet!

July 10, 2009 at 11:17 am

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5. Heather

OMG PROSKA PARK IN BERWYN? Berwyn love! Contributor, do I know you?

July 10, 2009 at 2:54 pm

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6. Bob

lol That’s all I ever want to do on my birthday.

August 16, 2009 at 1:15 am

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