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Mom: You will NEVER believe what your father did last night!!!
Me: Oh Lord, did he fall off the ladder again?!?!
Mom: Hehe! No. He got drunk.
Me: Ok..?
Mom: He got so drunk, he ate a bar of soap.
Me: GROSS!!!
Mom: Yeah, no kidding. It was Irish Spring.
Me: Well is he ok?
Mom: Oh he’s just dandy. The only side effect is that he keeps burping and tasting it. Unfortunately, he’s not burping any bubbles, which is what I really want to see.
Me: Why?
Mom: I think it’d be cool to be married to a walking, talking bubble machine.
Me: You seriously need to redefine your definition of cool woman.
Mom: So do you want me to videotape it for you if it does happen?
Me: duh!

Tagged: dads, irish spring, vices

Posted on 07.09.2009 at 12:00 pm

RATING: 201 add 1

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1. Steffy

Are you sure the mom wasnt drunk when she emailed this?

July 9, 2009 at 2:49 pm
2. kelly

no kidding, cuz who would let someone eat a bar of soap? unless, of course, she was hoping to tape it. except she didn’t. wasted opportunity!

July 9, 2009 at 3:33 pm
3. Terry

Oh, this could so be my father (who is adorable but goofy). He wouldn’t have eaten soap, though, he would have through the dry dog food was trail mix (been there, did that).

July 9, 2009 at 9:41 pm
4. Livi

Love.

July 24, 2009 at 6:28 pm

Love, Mom

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