So, after we left you on Friday night, back at the campground I realized I had forgotten to bring along my contact lens case, No problem, because teaspoons will substitute nicely, in an Emergency. Unfortunately, Dad had cereal for breakfast, and ate my left lens. He’s such a fun, alert guy to hang out with!
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July 14, 2009 at 12:47 pm
This is hilarious! Killer line at the end there!
July 14, 2009 at 2:10 pm
My BF and I returned to our hotel room (very late) and I realized I didn’t have my lens case so I put them in a glass of water. I told him 3 times my lenses were in there. Sure enough the next morning, empty glass of water. He said “I thought something was in that water”. I was just like, why would you drink a glass of water that was sitting on the counter in the first place!
July 14, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Wow. I lost my mom’s lens in a similar fashion on a camping trip when I was young. She was not nearly as cheery about it as this mom.
July 15, 2009 at 1:12 am
ummm this is hilarious :)
July 15, 2009 at 2:31 am
My brother ate one of my mom’s contacts when he was little. He told her he ate the blue M&M! This was before they made ble M&M’s!
July 16, 2009 at 11:34 am
oh man i’m laughing so hard i have tears squirting out of my eyes!! that last line is a killer!!
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