Mom: :(|)
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can’t get the MONKEY!???
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help nicole
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oh shit..night
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sounds like we’re learning how to use gChat
July 16, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Could be skype (mooning)
July 16, 2009 at 3:41 pm
You have to copy into gchat for the full effect.
July 16, 2009 at 4:14 pm
LOL! Mom + technology is such an unpredictable combination, and so many of those unexpected results are hilarious.
July 16, 2009 at 9:53 pm
I have had like this exact conversation with my mom on gchat, to the point that I read the post and was confused, because I knew I hadn’t submitted it.
July 17, 2009 at 3:07 am
Moms LOVE the monkey emoticon.. what’s with that?
July 17, 2009 at 9:16 am
This mom is cute!!!
July 17, 2009 at 1:11 pm
This is my mom!! You may be interested to know he skills are improving! A recent convo:
Mom: :(|)
me: hehehe
Mom: ONE TRY!!!!
me: the monkey of imfamy!
Mary: love ya <3
me: love u too
Mom: :(|)
two in a row
me: WHOOO!
Mom: hot momma today
ttyl
July 30, 2009 at 10:39 am