Backstory: Mom just got a new iPhone and wanted to practice texting. Apparently she couldn’t quite overcome the auto-correct feature…
Mom: Hey wiz up
Mom: I mean wiz up
Me: Dork.
Mom: Damn I again. Wiz.
Me: WUZ hahahahahaha
Mom: Wuuuuuuuuz
Me: Dorrrrrrrkkkkkkk
Mom: Bahahahahajhaaaa
Mom: Duck u
Mom: I mean ffffuck