Backstory: A continuation of “Up for Grabs” aka my mom is still cleaning out the basement… In reference to the last line, Max is our dog.

Hi.  Found some stuff in the basement.  Was wondering if you want them:

(Incidentally, didn’t find any more “whistles”)

1)  Black pants (H&M) with 3 black buttons running up the edge of each pocket

2)  The pink dress that got the bleach on it.  (I think you should just probably throw this one away)

3)  A silk horizontal, varied width stripe halter top in navy and yellow.

4)  A v-neck baseball style shirt that says “The Skeller” on it.

Later, Scallywag!

Ooops, as I checked the spelling of “Scallywag” in a search, it displayed the definition:  YIKES!

1. A person who is known to be a treacherous lying son-of-a-bitch, and usually smells bad.

So….I guess we really shouldn’t be using that term.  I always thought it was a “rascal” type person.  Oh well.  Actually, I think I’ll keep using it.  What the hell.

Now that I think about it, that term could refer to Max if he were a liar…..which I think he might be sometimes.