BIOFREEZE WARNING!!!!!!

Mom: WARNING!!!!!!! AFTER USING BIOFREEZE ON SORE JOINTS, WASH YOUR HANDS THOROUGHLY BEFORE WIPING YOUR BUTT.
Me: LMAO!! Are u serious?!?
Mom: VERY SERIOUS!!!!

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    • 1.  robyn

      This is one time you really need
      to listen to your mother. The voice
      of experience is speaking.

      July 25, 2009 at 11:10 am

    • 2.  Jen

      was she wiping her butt with her hand?

      July 25, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    • 3.  SpiffyMom

      Best one ever!

      July 25, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    • 4.  shu

      Well if she touched the TP with biofreeze on her hands, then put the TP on her butt…. YOUCH (with no direct hand to butt action 0_o)

      July 26, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    • 5.  Jessica

      also be sure not to give anyone a hand job…

      July 27, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    • 6.  Laura

      I’ve done this before but instead of wiping I was fooling around with my boyfriend. IT DOES NOT STOP BURNING! HAHAHAHAHA
      Glad I’m not the only one!

      July 30, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    • 7.  Brad

      A HANDJOB??? you still give those??

      July 30, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    • 8.  Livi

      what is biofreeze?

      August 4, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    • 9.  Teacher

      KY Jelly with attitude, Livi. You have to be “senior” to even buy the stuff.

      August 5, 2009 at 2:20 am

    • 10.  bobby

      just be glad she didnt wipe the front lol

      August 20, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    • 11.  bobby

      that would smart

      August 20, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    • 12.  bobby

      to livi biofreeze is one of the best linoments on the market works great on joint pain like joints on the body not the ones you smoke

      August 20, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    • 13.  Abbey

      This is the funniest one EVER! I was scrolling through the posts and reading them all and took a big gulp of wine, which I spit EVERYWHERE when I read this one!

      July 24, 2010 at 3:47 am

    • 14.  Suzanne

      Tears are rolling

      June 7, 2011 at 2:09 am

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