Mom: WARNING!!!!!!! AFTER USING BIOFREEZE ON SORE JOINTS, WASH YOUR HANDS THOROUGHLY BEFORE WIPING YOUR BUTT.
Me: LMAO!! Are u serious?!?
Mom: VERY SERIOUS!!!!
BIOFREEZE WARNING!!!!!!
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This is one time you really need
to listen to your mother. The voice
of experience is speaking.
July 25, 2009 at 11:10 am
was she wiping her butt with her hand?
July 25, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Best one ever!
July 25, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Well if she touched the TP with biofreeze on her hands, then put the TP on her butt…. YOUCH (with no direct hand to butt action 0_o)
July 26, 2009 at 9:46 pm
also be sure not to give anyone a hand job…
July 27, 2009 at 7:33 pm
I’ve done this before but instead of wiping I was fooling around with my boyfriend. IT DOES NOT STOP BURNING! HAHAHAHAHA
Glad I’m not the only one!
July 30, 2009 at 1:02 pm
A HANDJOB??? you still give those??
July 30, 2009 at 4:04 pm
what is biofreeze?
August 4, 2009 at 7:34 pm
KY Jelly with attitude, Livi. You have to be “senior” to even buy the stuff.
August 5, 2009 at 2:20 am
just be glad she didnt wipe the front lol
August 20, 2009 at 11:32 pm
that would smart
August 20, 2009 at 11:32 pm
to livi biofreeze is one of the best linoments on the market works great on joint pain like joints on the body not the ones you smoke
August 20, 2009 at 11:35 pm
This is the funniest one EVER! I was scrolling through the posts and reading them all and took a big gulp of wine, which I spit EVERYWHERE when I read this one!
July 24, 2010 at 3:47 am
Tears are rolling
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