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Momma May Have to Slap Someone

Backstory: My cousin’s kids are always sick, and my mom always uses it as a life lesson for my future parenting skills.

And if you ever have one super sick kid…even tho it’s your own damn fault…beings he was sick and then allowed to be in a water fight in the heat and play all damn day at the b-day party…but still find time to blog and facebook about it…Momma may have to come slap someone…

Posted on 07.27.2009 at 11:30 am

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1. h

sounds like my mom!

July 27, 2009 at 4:00 pm

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2. L

haha…definitely sounds like something my mom would say too!

July 27, 2009 at 4:30 pm

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Love, Mom

"I asked myself the same question many a time during my years of teaching teenage boys! Poor Mom and poor Mr. Harrison.
(No, I never had X is a Penishead written on a desk, thank goodness, but I did have to throw out a dozen textbooks at the end of the year at one point because just about every picture had been, ahem, similarly embellished.)"
— Anne
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