Wet Dogs Ruining Love Life

Backstory: Mom’s car & house are notorious for stinking like her two dogs, who play every day in the lake next to her house. My sister & I finally had to tell her she wasn’t getting any dates because her car & house smelled so bad.

Thanks for telling me my car smelled like wet dogs. I shampooed the whole frickin thing, including trunk. then
I came inside, shampooed the chair and couch, and sprinkled stardust on all the carpeting and vacuumed all that, including stairs. Wow, my place smells awesome and looks great!!

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    • 1.  KelE

      I don’t know how bad it is, but a daily spray of Febreeze works too. They have one for pet odors!

      I think it is sweet you both told her and that she didn’t seem offended at all! :)

      July 30, 2009 at 11:55 am

    • 2.  Terry

      My mother would have given me the silent treatment for WEEKS if I criticized her Labs.

      July 30, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    • 3.  Malibu Niki

      I just love how “Thanks for telling me my car smelled like wet dogs” is completely sincere.

      July 30, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    • 4.  Jenny Reineck

      /Is/ this sincere? It sounds really sarcastic and passive aggresive…

      August 3, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    • 5.  Sarah

      I thought it sounded sarcastic at first too, but then I read the rest of it and I think she was sincere.

      PS…I need some of that stardust…

      August 12, 2009 at 11:43 pm

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