Where Should Dad Pee? In the Trash, Of Course

Backstory: My dad doesn’t often drink… cb is my brother.

Mom: i am so ahhhhh
Mom: your father just peed in the trash can
Me: HWAT?!
Mom: yeah cb screamed what are you doing and he said ive got to go
Me: why a TRASH CAN?!!
Mom: it was close
Me: so are BATHROOMS
Mom: but it wasnt totally empty
Mom: he said he didnt know what time it was
Me: iosfadsgidfsgjkf what does that have to do with ANYTHING
Mom: too many drinks at los cabos
Me: clearly
Me: wow
Mom: demon rum
Mom: well at least he got up and didnt do it in the chair while he sat there

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    • 1.  P

      Women just don’t understand! LOL

      August 5, 2009 at 10:42 am

    • 2.  LulutheBug

      Yes we do. We are humans with the same basic needs! It is just this: we are conditioned to be more ashamed of our needs, and therefore drink less so we won’t “have to go” so badly. Also: the need to not “upset” anyone around us. When have you last seen a woman doing something like that? You think it’s because we don’t understand what it feels like to have to GO GO GO??

      Puh-LEEZE dude. I’ve been 9-months’ pregnant before. You?

      That is all.

      August 6, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    • 3.  Janet

      it had to be said!

      thx lulu

      August 8, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    • 4.  Ann Marizzle

      Thanks LuluTheBug!!! SO right!!! I’m in Paris and the guys pee EVERYWHERE! In the summer, when it hasn’t rained for a couple days, the city STINKS of urine. My guy friends all tell me they can’t help it, it’s normal, etc. WHATEVER! Think like a woman and consider if you have to pee before you leave a bar/house! It’s not like women don’t drink a ton, too, we just consider toilets the only option! This is a huge pet peeve of mine… I’m planning on taking pics of every guy I see peeing on the streets here and starting a facebook page of it, to shame them. :P

      August 10, 2009 at 7:08 am

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