Backstory: I’m the oldest of four, and my youngest brother, who’s 16, was coming to stay with me for a few weeks in San Francisco. The day before his flight, my mom and I were discussing what he should pack for his trip.
Me: make SURE you pack the deodorant
Mom: you better get a lot of air freshener
Me: ew
Mom: I knew you were going to say ew
don’t worry, he’s good about deodorant
Mom: should he check or carry on?
Me: carry on is easier
Mom: Right
remember we talked about little person, little clothes, little suitcase? Well, imagine your 6 ft brother. his pants take up half a suitcase
Just kidding
Me: tell him to bring some nice shirts
Mom: He lives in his basketball clothes
for better or worse
Me: those are fine for the gym
Mom: no. he wears them ALL the time
Me: but he needs clothes for going out
Mom: yeah. I’ll put it all together
make sure to watch him. I’ve guarded his virginity all these years… I’d hate to see him lose it in a few short days
Me: omg
Mom: what… SF is sin city, isn’t it?
SF is sin city, isn’t it?
Is your mom worried you would drop him off at the local bathhouse?
August 12, 2009 at 11:38 am
Um, I think his family’s concern about his deodorant-use and that he only wears basketball clothes indicate that ….. he’s guarding his virginity himself.
August 12, 2009 at 11:44 am
maisnon – too funny!!! i agree.
August 12, 2009 at 12:00 pm
maisnon–LOL too true!
August 12, 2009 at 1:28 pm
maisnon… LOL!
August 12, 2009 at 8:47 pm
LOL
but they all wear bball clothes at that age and mom said he was good about the deo
I love the mom for “guarding his virginity all these years”! that is adorable
August 18, 2009 at 3:19 pm
i believe sin city is vegas? they should take him there so his virginity can be taken in a ‘the hangover’ type style.
August 20, 2009 at 9:32 am