Backstory: It’s Wednesday, I emailed my mom this morning to tell her how tired I have been this week. I haven’t received any texts or calls from her all week. I am not married nor do I have kids, I am 21 and live with my boyfriend and our new dog.
I have been texting you all week. And calling
I have really been worried about you. I text that if I didn’t hear from you this morning I would be stopping by your house and if you weren’t there I was calling the police.
I haven’t heard from you since Saturday!
That’s just crazy – even if you don’t want to talk to me (like your sister said you said) you at least text me something.
I love you, I’m so happy you are alive and breathing, and so sorry you are so tired. There is no rest for a working mother and wife. I love you bigger than the milkyway exponentially squared.
xoxox
How did she respond when you told her you got no texts or calls? And was your sister just lying? Curious! :)
August 15, 2009 at 10:38 am
Is English her first language??
August 17, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Kele –
She swore she called and texted and I’m pretty sure she made the thing about my sister up, it’s like a trap to get me to talk lol
August 17, 2009 at 5:01 pm
How did she get the idea that you were married with kids, if neither is true?
I’d have her tested for Alzheimer’s, dearie.
August 25, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Maybe it was the wrong number…
August 25, 2009 at 7:56 pm
the milky way squared thing is cute. my mom does that sort of stuff.
but, at least your mom doesn’t get all whiney and over emotional when you haven’t called in awhile. every time i go more than a week, she sends me a guilt trip e-mail about how i’ve turned away from her and don’t care about her… i’d like to mention i work full time and have a commute that lasts for an hour and a half each way. not to mention i am on pacific time and she is two hours ahead. i love my mommy… but, i want to choke her.
September 7, 2009 at 9:07 pm