Mom: Hey, I colored “All” my hair, including the bush.
Me: hehehehehe
Me: that’s awesome
Me: bet it looks nicer than grey
Me: haha
Mom: It looks beautiful after a little trim. They say that you can tell the hair color by the bush. You stinker!
Me: well i just shave it all off :P
Mom: I can’t stand the bitch itch. Just not worth it for a guy who is traditional.
The Bitch Itch
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TMI!!!!!!!! I want to ding my eyeballs out with a fork right now!
August 17, 2009 at 4:20 pm
I’m pretty close with my mom, and I can’t imagine sharing that kind of info with her. I wouldn’t share that info with my friends!!
August 17, 2009 at 5:42 pm
I’m stunned.
August 17, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Whatever kind of mother-daughter relationship these two have ….. um …. it’s not for me. I think I’ll stick to asking my mother for recipes, and complaining about her grandchildren.
August 17, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I’m with Kristie.
August 17, 2009 at 6:38 pm
I am stunned.
August 17, 2009 at 7:03 pm
that is hilarious!!!
August 17, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Hahaha this is seriously hilarious, guys. =D
August 17, 2009 at 8:44 pm
O.M.G. Can’t handle this one. lol
August 17, 2009 at 9:27 pm
That is just wrong.
August 17, 2009 at 9:51 pm
I think it’s great! My mom and I are the same way. Some families are just more open about these things.
August 17, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Truly hysterical!
August 18, 2009 at 8:19 am
Priceless!
August 18, 2009 at 8:59 am
omg that is AMAZING! ahahahaha
August 19, 2009 at 1:25 pm
LOL!!! While I know my mom would never share that with me, I would with her. What’s with all of these people who are shocked by other moms??? They don’t just bake cookies and garden all day…
August 20, 2009 at 5:36 am
Ewww….
August 30, 2009 at 7:05 am
Haha! This one probably most resembles an everyday conversation between my mom and I. I’m STUNNED that so many people are actually put off or surprised by this kind of mother-daughter dialogue.
September 18, 2009 at 3:56 pm