Mom: Bald…tattoos? What?????
Me: Relax. He likes to express his individuality.
He talked me into getting one too. On my a**.
Mom: You know those tattoos have a way of expanding, or elongating or
whatever the case may be!!!
Me: Why are you re-reading the email I sent you on Monday?
Mom: I am rereading it to see if I see any more “clues” as to this person’s
identity!??!!!
Me: Why, you gonna Google him???
Mom: If I knew how to google I would google.
Bald…tattoos? What?????
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very cute mamma :)
i giggled ha
August 21, 2009 at 1:34 am
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August 22, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Thanks for the funny : Reposted at http://iamhilarious.com/bald-tattoos-what/
August 22, 2009 at 6:38 pm
i’m kinda confused can someone explain this one to me because it sounds like it would be funny haha
August 24, 2009 at 11:44 pm