Backstory: Along with freelance writing, I’m doing promotional work for a local burlesque troupe, which includes plugs on Facebook. Until today my mother and I were friends there.

How are things going? I see you are keeping busy — along with the
Al-Anon meetings and writing for Erin you are advertising for a strip joint — talk about one end of the moral spectrum to the other — oh well you are almost 31! I can’t do anything about your moral character now.