Backstory:  I am having trouble choosing a song for my dad and I to dance to at our wedding.  I emailed my mom lyrics to a song I like and this is what she had to say (the song has NOTHING to do with what she wrote).

Dad is telling Chris that if he hurts, leaves, touches, etc to you, then Dad will be two steps behind him hunting him down.  :-) :-)

It will be fine.  MOM