Learning New Words

Backstory: I discovered that my mother had been facebook-stalking some of my younger brother’s friends.  These guys had been quoting items from the website www.textsfromlastnight.com.

Mom: I have a question

Me: ok

Mom: I have been reading these quotes on facebook that ur brother’s friends keep posting

Me: ok

Mom: they are so random

Mom: one of them says something about a queef.  what is a queef?

Me: Mom, it’s kind of vulgar

Me: It’s the sound of air escaping from a woman’s vagina

Mom: Oh.  Who writes that on facebook?

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    • 1.  Jeannie

      I am dying of laughter at the fact that your mother asked you what a queef was! My mother never says anything vulgar, but the other day she told me how her friend found out that her daughter shaves her vagina (it came up in conversation, she didn’t walk in on her or anything.) My mother asked me if girls actually did that, and went on about how weird that is.

      September 3, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    • 2.  Silvia Odete Morani Massad

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      August 31, 2017 at 11:03 am

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