Are you bringing your dog when you visit this weekend? Make sure you bring an extra pillow for him to get busy with so he doesn’t hump my blankets into shreds this time.
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Bahahaha! I have a dog that has his very own humping pillow, so this post really made me laugh! :)
September 21, 2009 at 2:02 pm
My friend has a humping pillow for her bird!
September 21, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Doesn’t neutering pretty much take care of this problem? You know what Bob Barker would say: “Have your pets spayed or neutered”. So does Drew Carrey. I know the effect nuetering would have on me.
September 21, 2009 at 6:56 pm
JRG:
Neutering isn’t always a way to have the guarantee of no humping. My dog is neutered (and was as soon as he was old enough – 6 months) and he still humps. He even goes to completion, like an intact dog would – no explanation for that one! LOL
September 22, 2009 at 3:45 am
And….that’s why I don’t like to have pets! Yuck! Animals are so gross.
September 22, 2009 at 11:27 am
Wendy, get a female dog or cat. Ain’t much humping going on with them! And they’re usually much less aggressive, too!
September 22, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Actually, female dogs hump too. I have a female Jack Russell Terrier and she used to hump a lot when she was younger. It’s a dominance thing. Once she got comfortable in the house and understood that we were in charge, she stopped trying to get us. She still went after my aunt’s (male) dog when they came to visit, though.
September 23, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Our female dog used to violate my sister’s favorite teddy bear on a regular basis. She was always so distressed to find it on the floor and all mussed up!
October 10, 2009 at 8:18 pm