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That Whale of a Baby

Me: Did you see that 19 pound whale of a baby in the news?
Mom: you were almost that big.
Me: No, no i wasn’t
Mom: You were 10.6, thats almost that 11
Me: The difference being an entire baby’s weight!
Mom: I lied and told everyone that you were a beautiful 9 pounds even on your birth announcements…
Me: I don’t even know where to begin…
Mom: I know, call me an over achiever. I wonder why you aren’t taller? They told me you would be so tall.
Me: sorry to dissappoint you.

Tagged: 19 pound baby, height, weight

Posted on 09.27.2009 at 10:00 am

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1. Wingin' It

Same old story… your birth weight was beautiful and yet the lies about weight began immediately.

September 27, 2009 at 7:20 pm

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2. Ashlee

Oh my gosh, this is so funny and so awkward all at the same time. Moms!

September 27, 2009 at 9:35 pm

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3. Amy

This has got to be one of my fave ones yet – just read it outloud to my partner; both had a good laugh. Poor fat babies :(

September 30, 2009 at 7:04 pm

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