Backstory: This was my mom’s R.S.V.P to my wedding. T is my step-dad and R is my brother.

Hello honey,
Here is our dinner choices for the big event.
2 garlic shrimp (T and R)
1 chicken for me.
I also am requesting an end piece of cake, one with lots of frosting. Otherwise you will see me hitting the cake table a few times and that would not agree with my thighs. Oh well lets see– cake thighs cake thighs cake thighs cake cake cake cake! Cake wins (it always wins). I’m so excited I can hardly contain myself. (about the wedding not the cake) ……….cake wedding cake wedding cake ………lets not go there I’m just really excited!
love mom p.s.(I’m really excited for the wedding)