D,
i asked dad what to get him for his birthday, he said he wanted a steak and a blowjob… i said “should i tell D then?” and he said, “oh…. i will think of something else.” i’ll let you know.. but i think he needs a new hoodie.
love,
mom
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ewwwwww. Way, way TMI.
October 1, 2009 at 10:50 am
It’s times like this I’m glad my parents are divorced…well, not glad, but you get the idea. ;)
October 1, 2009 at 10:53 am
ew, your mom (even jokingly) offered your father a blowjob from his daughter…umm, gross.
October 1, 2009 at 11:30 am
Yeah, weird.
October 1, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Oh wow… thats so weird. I believe I would faint if those words ever left my mothers mouth…or fingers in this case!
October 1, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Is hoodie another word for a condom???
October 1, 2009 at 5:20 pm
A ‘hoodie’ is a sweatshirt with a hood.
October 1, 2009 at 6:18 pm
@Juno Way to miss the joke!
Unless you were being ironic in a “I got it but I’m pretending not to get it to be funny” kinda way.
In that case, well played!
October 1, 2009 at 9:01 pm
this creeps me out.
October 2, 2009 at 5:41 am
Maybe I’m wrong, but I think that D’s Mom didn’t mention her daughter as the one to do the job, it was to humble her husband into shame that he would have those thoughts.Maybe her point wasn’t understood. It’s like years ago when Mothers would threaten the kids with “wait until your Father get’s home”
I believe the email was meant to be funny, not strange in the way everyone is taking it.
October 2, 2009 at 5:56 am
that sounds soooooooooo wrong!
October 2, 2009 at 6:34 am
@Ted: You’re probably close to the mark. I took it as, “Well, yeah, but what do you want for your birthday that I can tell our DAUGHTER to buy??”
Reminds me of the time that my dad told mama that all he wanted was a root* and a pair of socks.
So she gave him a turnip :D
*This being the Australian meaning of the word root, fyi.
October 2, 2009 at 7:28 am
Ted, I think you’re right. The mom just asked what the dad wanted for his birthday without specifically mentioning who the gift would be from. When I ask my husband that question, he usually assumes I’m talking about a gift from me. :)
October 2, 2009 at 9:50 am
I think Dad was trying to be horny-funny and Mom was getting back at him by saying, “OK, I’ll tell your daughter that.”
October 2, 2009 at 2:34 pm
If you had an ok relationship with both parents this would be pretty funny. Also, agree with T :)
October 3, 2009 at 6:15 am
Honesty gets so belittled these days. Frankness/candor have been lost in a vulgar battle of the sex’.
On another note Christmas isn’t far away.
October 3, 2009 at 8:48 am
I agree that Dad was trying to be “horny-funny” (cute between mom and dad) but why does Mom then need to share that with the daughter? Just tell her to get him a hoodie and leave the cute sex talk between the appropriate parties.
October 3, 2009 at 10:41 am
I thought it was funny as heck and could just picture the dad turning red and stammering. I wouldn’t want to hear it from either of my parents or say something like that to my kids, but inlaws or friends parents I would get a kick out of it.
October 4, 2009 at 6:54 pm
My parents asked me to file stuff when I was twelve or thirteen. I found an uncashed check from my mom to my dad for a blow job to be redeemed whenever. oops!
October 29, 2009 at 11:32 pm