Sometimes… I think I’m having a panic attack.
And then I realize I just have to poop.
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October 5, 2009 at 9:45 am
Oh, how true, how true.
By the way: regarding Eleanor Kelly, did you know she’s at home at Kris and Jack’s…what they are going through…I sent flowers from My Secret Garden and had a lovely chat with Sharon, the owner…I mentioned your name and also the fact I met her when I took Meems on a doctor’s visit at her orthopedist’s lo these many years ago…hearing all this…Sharon said she would personally make it an exceptional arrangement. I mentioned a little of E’s condition to Sharon who then shared a little bit of info about her own 26 year old daughter…
October 5, 2009 at 10:25 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
October 5, 2009 at 9:45 pm
could one suggest that this lady needs to learn the language her body has adopted to improve self communication?
October 6, 2009 at 7:05 am
LooooooL :-)
That is so true… I feel exactly where you are coming from!…
It don’t get any realer than that… Well Said!
It’s only the real truth about anxiety….
Great Post!!
October 10, 2009 at 8:05 pm
I’m still confused! :)
October 11, 2009 at 8:27 am
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October 11, 2009 at 5:11 pm
I love this mom. lol!
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