Toddlers and Tiaras: Tattoos, Hula Hoops, Hairspray

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Toddlers and Tiaras: Tattoos, Hula Hoops, Hairspray

Mom: I am going to watch a recorded Toddlers and Tiaras. It’s in Hawaii. Life is good
5 yr old hula
me: I hope there are tiny coconut bras involved
Mom: they are taking their 9 yr old or a tattoo right now
now they said it is not real
tease
me: oh man
I was hoping it was that eyeliner tattooing
Mom: a mother just said “hairspray contact high”
this is just soooooo strange
me: that’s why you like it
Mom: trying to decide whether to do tahitian hula or…hula hoop….sigh

Tagged: toddlers and tiaras

Posted on 10.09.2009 at 9:30 am

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1. Jacqui

i totally watched that show! you’re mom is right…quite strange, but very entertaining! to tahitian or hula, that is the question. ask her what she thought about the tumbling orphan annie!

October 9, 2009 at 10:38 am

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