Backstory: I’m in Spain for a semester abroad and Dad is coming for a visit.
Mom: Daddy flew home last night and spent the night in CT, then left this afternoon for the airport. He is excited about your weekend together. Heard that he rented a car. If my memory is correct, the roads in Spain between Madrid and Grenada can be steep and twisty so if anyone tends to get carsick they should sit in the front. He has your stuff (I hope) but I don’t see it anywhere around the house so that’s a good sign! Love, the Mama
Me: I was a bit curious why his itinerary showed him flying out of JFK. So he just came home for a day?
Mom: Quite frankly, your father came home for a booty call.


















Hey at least he is coming home to mom for that booty call!
October 15, 2009 at 10:19 am
Go Team Dad!!!
October 15, 2009 at 10:59 am
Go Dad! (and Mom!)
October 15, 2009 at 11:12 am
Love it! When the cat’s away, the mice will play…!
October 15, 2009 at 11:57 am
Wasn’t expecting that last line – just snorted my Diet Coke. Hurts but it’s worth it.
October 15, 2009 at 12:25 pm
That is just awesome!
October 16, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I just wheezed and then let out a HUGE loud guffaw from laughing so hard. That was awesome!
October 21, 2009 at 9:52 pm