Grandma: I can’t wait to see your grandpa again in heaven someday.
Me: You know grandma, according to the Bible, there is no marriage in heaven.
Grandma: What, so everybody’s a floozy? Even better!
No Marriage in Heaven
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That put a smile on my face! She sounds just like my granny!
October 17, 2009 at 11:49 am
God bless her.
October 17, 2009 at 12:05 pm
If you cant be a floozy in heaven , when can you be…..
October 17, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Go Grandma. Sounds like she loves your grandfather dearly, but still has a sense of humor and adventure. Hope I stay like that when have grandkids
October 18, 2009 at 11:40 pm
I love Grandma! “Floozies in Heaven” is the name of my new all-girl rock band.
October 19, 2009 at 3:43 pm
The fact it was a Grandma and not a Mom made this one for me I think.
October 21, 2009 at 2:50 am