Backstory: I hadn’t talked to her in, oh, a couple of hours.
You mad at me/ or just kinda of a poopie head? I wish you would call me, or write. I miss you like coffee misses cream, like a hot dog misses mustard, whenever you eat one, in that weird ketchup way.
At least you know she cares – my mother only phones me once a week, and I don’t get any texts or emails, despite the fact that she uses both.
October 21, 2009 at 2:47 am
I think this mom is just a teeeeeeeeeeeensy bit needy.
October 21, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Just a tad! Cut the umbilical cord mom!
October 25, 2009 at 5:54 pm