Backstory: After having to explain to my Spanish boyfriend what ‘jorts’ are, he decided to find the best example he could and post a picture on facebook. This is my mom’s reaction after seeing it.
your mother loves you and that jort picture is amazing… i never want to hear any comments about my hulk hogan culottes again.


















Whats a jort?
October 19, 2009 at 10:18 am
I looked it up on Urban Dictionary. Apparently it means jean shorts or…something less pleasant. I’m assuming they’re referring to the jean shorts, though.
Dude, you had to explain that to your Spanish boyfriend? I had never heard of it either!
October 19, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I had to google it as well and came across this wonderful website that can give you a visual like you’ve never wanted ….
http://www.jorts.com
October 19, 2009 at 4:30 pm
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October 20, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Ugh! A Lizard, you owe me a new pair of eyes! Mine were burned at the sight of that website….I never want to see jorts like that again!
October 20, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Luckily thanks to the comments here I wasn’t silly enough to follow that link – thank God!
October 21, 2009 at 2:45 am