I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
ha! I was seriously creeped out for a minute…
October 21, 2009 at 10:30 am
OMG! This is soooo funny. Point taken :)
October 21, 2009 at 11:12 am
hysterical!!!!!
October 21, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Good one.
October 21, 2009 at 3:57 pm
That mom should be an ad writer. That would probably be a crazy effective ad for the flu shot.
October 21, 2009 at 6:02 pm
ha! That’s funny
October 21, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Hate to disillusion anyone, but that has been around as an email for a few years.
October 21, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Very funny, but I was quite disturbed at first!
October 22, 2009 at 12:43 am
AHAHAHAH gross.
October 23, 2009 at 10:02 am