There are PLENTY of nice young men out there who will love you. But will you love THEM? N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! They’re too boring. They’re too emotionally mature. Ditto to being too stable. They’re not in bands. They’re too rich. They’re not psychopaths! They only want to adore one person-YOU-for the rest of your life. Oy! Where are the Tums?
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"I'm named after the song A Letter to Elise by The Cure, and my middlenames: Klara and Lisel were chosen because my mom had a dream about having a daughter named Klara, and she promised my great-grandmother that she would name me Lisel."
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I love this mom. Passive/aggressive at its best!
October 23, 2009 at 3:20 pm
I fully agree with mom!
October 23, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Mom? Is that you??
October 23, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Haha, sounds like you’re looking for the crazy, I’m-gonna-make-a-living-through-my-garage-band, totally immature, not ready for commitment kinda guy. Bad choice, m’dear. Bad choice.
October 23, 2009 at 7:17 pm
We are ruled by our genes. we look for the person who fulfills our needs and logic does not come into it. I wonder what this mother’s mother said about her choice in men when she was her daughters age? Probably the dame things. Make your own choices – you are the one to live with them.
October 24, 2009 at 6:20 am
ugh. I can’t say enough bad things about grown men in bands.
October 26, 2009 at 10:40 am
HUm… we are rules somewhat by our genes but also by what we’ve seen through our childhood. Our needs change during the course of our lives as you grow more mature and go through experiences. I won’t assume how old this young lady is, but I bet she fell for the bohemian one-day-at-the-time attitude towards life. Or she just likes the image of a guy in a band.
It’s all in our minds and hormones. She’ll get through many more phases like this one. Hang on tight, mum!
October 26, 2009 at 12:29 pm
What’s wrong with psychopaths!? Geez!
October 26, 2009 at 7:10 pm
heey, there lots of good guys in bands and just because your over 18 doesn’t mean you should stop doing music!
October 30, 2009 at 2:01 pm
OMG! I think I wrote this one to my daughter. And even if I didn’t, I could have.
December 28, 2009 at 9:15 pm