Backstory: I just got my wisdom teeth out and afterward my mother tried to call me several times even though I told her I didn’t have my phone on me during the surgery.
Did you get your prescription? You should keep it in a safe place. Percocet has a high street value. I tried calling you but you didn’t answer, and the more I tried the more I thought you had already overdosed and were lying in a crack den in Parkdale somewhere. You don’t always have to try to fit in!
give me a holler if you need anything
mom
I told my mother once she would feel better if she spoke to a counselor. She said: I’m not going to see a damned psychic! OMG!
October 24, 2009 at 9:55 pm
“You don’t always have to try to fit in!” <—–hilarious!
October 26, 2009 at 10:39 am
Just gotta love a mom who thinks the worst!!! Sounds like mine.
October 26, 2009 at 10:41 am
I’d be rolling my eyes and saying, “Thanks for the vote of confidence, Mom!” Lol!
October 26, 2009 at 9:55 pm