Backstory: I’m applying for a job as a hostess at a seafood restaurant. This reminds Mom of Spongebob Squarepants.
Mom: welcome to the crusty crab!
Me: haha i totally want to work at the crusty crab
Me: i’ll be squidward the cashier
Mom: i was just going to ask who you’d be
Mom: you have a squidward body
Mom: less limbs though
Me: well there’s only squidward and spongebob, and he is the fry cook. so it’d have to be squidward
Mom: no, there is crusty himself, and his daughter
Mom: and i can’t believe i know this much about spongebob
The other day my mom sang me the Spongebob Squarepants theme song for absolutely no reason. I didn’t even know she knew who Spongebob was…
October 28, 2009 at 2:26 pm
“Crusty himself” is named Mr. Crabs, and his daughter’s name is Pearl!
Before any of you think I’m a weirdo…I have a four-year-old who is obsessed with this horrid show.
October 28, 2009 at 3:50 pm
I’m a total spelling weirdo and I just had to say that Krusty Krabs is spelled with a K! Otherwise, hilarious conversation between you two.
My boyfriend told me that SpongeBob SquarePants isn’t much of a kids show but should be aimed toward older kids. I mean, he has a job, a house, he’s getting a driver’s license…What 7-year-old can relate to that? :P
October 28, 2009 at 5:41 pm
That’s why they have whatshisface, the starfish – you know… for the kids!
October 28, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Most annoying show in TV. My kids have some of his movies but I can’t stand his annoying laugh. Reminds me of someone scraping their fingernails on a blackboard.
October 29, 2009 at 12:13 pm
His name is Patrick – the starfish – he keeps SpongeBob grounded.
October 30, 2009 at 1:34 am
“Back away from the T.V.!!
October 30, 2009 at 4:30 am
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October 31, 2009 at 5:12 am