Headache Solution: Vibrator

Backstory: This came from my very Southern Baptist, anti sex mother while I was on Spring Break.

mom: do you have a vibrator?
me: ummmm no. random much?
mom: i need one, i have a headache.
me: omg i seriously did not need to know that’s what you do for headaches
mom: what? it’s a sinus headache. if you put the vibrator up to your head sometimes it can break up all the gunk and relieve your headache. what did you think i was doing?

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    • 1.  Hil

      1. How does Mom know this

      and

      2. There’s not enough disinfectant in the world for me to put someone else’s vibrator on my head.

      October 29, 2009 at 10:06 am

    • 2.  P

      I kinda think this is a mother’s version of a phishing scam!

      October 29, 2009 at 11:13 am

    • 3.  T

      I think this mom is talking about a non-dildo version. That said…

      OMFG!

      October 29, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    • 4.  cheeky

      “Headache.” Yeah, right.

      October 29, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    • 5.  S

      Well, now I have something to try next time I get a sinus headache…

      October 29, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    • 6.  jan

      In mail order catalogs they always show vibrators up against peoples necks or heads…and yet the model never looks tense. Go figure! Poor Mom! And to think of the $$$ I spent on Sinus Surgery.

      October 30, 2009 at 4:20 am

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