D for Deadbeat

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Backstory: I’m going through the process to change my name after marriage, and needed some info on my dad, with whom I don’t speak.

Me: Do you remember Dad’s middle name or initial? I need it for a form and don’t want to email him.
Mom: D
Mom: for Deadbeat
Me: Right.
Mom: J for Jackass
Me: …?
Mom: or Joseph.

Tagged: dads, deadbeat dads

Posted on 10.31.2009 at 10:21 am

RATING: 74 add 1

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1. Vertigo29

This one made me laugh! :)

October 31, 2009 at 8:39 pm
2. Terry

Hysterical – love it!

November 2, 2009 at 1:00 pm

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