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Backstory: My mom is from Taiwan, so she struggles with English sometimes – especially spelling.
Mom: How do I spell ?dispen? The word you use when you punish your children?
Me: Discipline?
Mom: Yes thanks.
Backstory: my mom and i have been sharing our experiences trying recipes from the “Skinny Bitch in the Kitch” cookbook.
(lyvm = love you very much)
Have a really wonderful day! I’m planning on it and feeling good.
BTW–eating word for the day–lentils! I learned to make this French Lentil salad from the SBintheKitch book–delicious, great pooping, and I lost weight!
lyvm.
Backstory: My mom is considering dating a 50yr old…she is 53. S is a good friend of her who is about 10yrs younger.
Mom: so i asked your sister, if i date this guy does that make me a cougar?
Me: Are you serious? NO, its 3yrs diff. I can’t believe you even know what a cougar is! Did S teach you that?
Mom: noone taught me i just no. its people my people u know like ladies my age”
D,
i asked dad what to get him for his birthday, he said he wanted a steak and a blowjob… i said “should i tell D then?” and he said, “oh…. i will think of something else.” i’ll let you know.. but i think he needs a new hoodie.
love,
mom
