We are still in the cities. I am going to the history center and an antique store today. I got my nipples pierced at St Sabrinas – I don’t know why. Ha ha. I wasn’t even intoxicated. then I bought an Eddie Bauer grey turtleneck on sale. Now I need to save up for a breast lift. Remind me to give you that money for your credit card dentist bill. Hope you are over the flu. Love you – mom
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"My grandma is always talking about all of these low-fat recipes she makes, then criticizes me for not slathering butter all over the bread when I make grilled cheese."
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Why would you ever want to know that about your mom? Now I have a burning visual of saggy pierced boobs.
November 2, 2009 at 12:22 pm
St. Sabrinas is the shop I get tattooed at! It is an awesome shop. Their piercers are top notch. Good choice, mom!
November 3, 2009 at 9:19 am
Hope you remembered the money for the dentist credit card bill. And we hope your new piercings are doing well. :)
November 3, 2009 at 10:13 am
I love Saint Sabrina’s! Just throwing that out there. :]
November 3, 2009 at 4:51 pm
She should give you money for the therapist bill instead.
November 5, 2009 at 1:34 am
JUST TO SAY IM A MOM WITH PIERCED NIPPLES AND HEY! THEY ARE FAR FROM SAGGING! IM ALSO SINGLE AND HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE SO HEY SEND ME THE DENTIST AND THE THERAPIST BILL. LIFE IS TO SHORT TO BE A PRUDE!!!!
November 6, 2009 at 10:38 pm