Backstory: My Mom recently learned how to text and likes to send mass text messages to my three sisters and me, no matter the occasion.
Goodnight bitches!!! Hahaha
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"I'm named after the song A Letter to Elise by The Cure, and my middlenames: Klara and Lisel were chosen because my mom had a dream about having a daughter named Klara, and she promised my great-grandmother that she would name me Lisel."
— Elise
on "Today in Mom News: How Did You Choose Your Child’s Name?"
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You should teach her the one my mom uses: “What’s the sitches, bitches?” Apparently ’sitches’ means situation or what’s up. She had to tel me.
November 3, 2009 at 10:14 am
I’m not sure why I found this so amusing, but I laughed aloud. Nice!
November 3, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Shouldn’t this be called “To My Four Daughters” since it is the girl and her three sisters? 3 sisters + 1 girl = 4!
November 3, 2009 at 1:43 pm
I’m with Terry – this made me laugh out loud. So funny :-)
November 3, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Me too! So funny.
November 3, 2009 at 8:08 pm
That is awesome. :)
November 3, 2009 at 8:52 pm
I am on board here with this mom. I had four kids in 6 years in the 60’s and I like to call them accidents to the horror my mom.
When my kids are all coming home I tell my friends to stick around and I will show them living proof that a diaphram without gel is unreliable birth control. SNICKER!
November 5, 2009 at 8:41 pm
I wish my mom was this cool! Hilarious
November 5, 2009 at 9:19 pm
My mother read me the book Good Night, Moon. Good Night, Bitches sounds like a much more interesting story!
January 10, 2010 at 1:58 pm