Owning the Booty

Backstory: I posted a video of my mom trying (unsuccessfully) to do an underwater flip. She didn’t know about it for the longest time and then…

Mom: Why in God’s name did you put me on youtube? I’m so embarrassed!
Me: No one will know who you are…. Unless they know your butt reaaallllyyy well….
Mom: Well all the men who ogle my booty while I’m grocery shopping are going to recognize me right away. I’ll own it.

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    • 1.  P

      Sorry about the video mom but you gotta work it to own it!

      November 9, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    • 2.  Leslie

      I read “underwear flip” about 10 times before realizing it was “underwater.” Needless to say, I was very confused.

      November 9, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    • 3.  Ashlee

      ROFL! A calm-but-cocky “I’ll own it” is my going to be my new response in potentially embarrassing situations. Excellent.

      November 9, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    • 4.  Little Lemon

      A good asset should be acknowledged.

      November 10, 2009 at 6:20 am

    • 5.  L

      Hilarious! Own it, Mom!!

      November 10, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    • 6.  Uulargh

      Found the video… Your Mum’s got a lovely bottom. It’s painful to watch because apparently her internal gyroscope is fried. Can she cartwheel or even do a somersault outside the pool? To sum up, though she’s esthetically worthy, a roll in the hay could be physically dangerous.

      November 11, 2009 at 5:55 pm

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