Backstory: I posted a video of my mom trying (unsuccessfully) to do an underwater flip. She didn’t know about it for the longest time and then…
Mom: Why in God’s name did you put me on youtube? I’m so embarrassed!
Me: No one will know who you are…. Unless they know your butt reaaallllyyy well….
Mom: Well all the men who ogle my booty while I’m grocery shopping are going to recognize me right away. I’ll own it.
Sorry about the video mom but you gotta work it to own it!
November 9, 2009 at 2:05 pm
I read “underwear flip” about 10 times before realizing it was “underwater.” Needless to say, I was very confused.
November 9, 2009 at 2:37 pm
ROFL! A calm-but-cocky “I’ll own it” is my going to be my new response in potentially embarrassing situations. Excellent.
November 9, 2009 at 10:08 pm
A good asset should be acknowledged.
November 10, 2009 at 6:20 am
Hilarious! Own it, Mom!!
November 10, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Found the video… Your Mum’s got a lovely bottom. It’s painful to watch because apparently her internal gyroscope is fried. Can she cartwheel or even do a somersault outside the pool? To sum up, though she’s esthetically worthy, a roll in the hay could be physically dangerous.
November 11, 2009 at 5:55 pm