Backstory: My mom is very enthusiastic about her life and works in movie quotes into all her conversations (in this case, Twister)

Well I cannot say I have had a boring life! Sunday afternoon, after church, we were going to take a walk- I have a bad cold from large children sneezing on my face! The sky looked dark so we decided to go to a farmers’ market south of us. I got into a long conversation with a chicken farmer- have you ever heard of Easter egg chixs? Their eggs are pinkish and purple!
Things started blowing around a bit. We all looked up in the sky, and then “Look, we have cows!”
Actually, the sky was very green and scary! Where I used to work at Home Depot a tornadoe touched down! It ripped through the whole mall, smashing windows and roofs, but no one got hurt. When we got home, we had golf balls of hail in our yard!
Sooo, unfortunately we have had 8 tornadoes within 50 miles in 3 days and sadness, the tstorms are coming east :(.