You know, I hooked your dad by being able to cook so well.
Yes, only a fool would think you are not capable of flapjacks….what will he do if you makes those lucious blackberry blondies…pee his pants? Become the Jizz-Master of all time? Maybe he needs Depends or something if you continue to cook for him. :)
I would never want to hear the term Jizz-Master come from my mother’s mouth! Did she grow up with sailors?
November 13, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Jizz-Master?! Good grief .. lol
November 13, 2009 at 1:41 pm
grosssssssssssssssssss
November 13, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Pleeeease tell me that she doesn’t really know what that means and is just repeating something she overheard… moms are like small children in that way.
November 13, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Care to share the recipe for these luscious blackberry blondies?
November 13, 2009 at 4:23 pm
If she doesn’t know what she said, please don’t tell her. Unless you break up with the guy. But if you stay with him, she must not know the truth!
November 13, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Uh, it was normal til that one part…I’m just going to assume for my own sanity that she doesn’t know what she’s saying. lol
November 13, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Ahahaha, Jizz Master?
I was actually telling my parents about how my little brother’s friend made him listen to a song called “Jizz In My Pants” and I had to explain what it meant to him. My father laughed, but my mother was confused. She said, “What’s ‘jizz’ mean? Like, pee? Pee in your pants? How is that inappropriate?”
I found it hilarious that my father knew what it was and my mother didn’t. Then again, my mother was very sheltered growing up….
November 14, 2009 at 12:53 am
If my mother ever said Jizz-Master I think I’d have to disown her or something.
November 14, 2009 at 4:21 am
My mom used to call people “dildos” where other people might use the word “dingbat.” I’m sure she heard it somewhere and just added it to the lexicon without knowing its real meaning. No one ever corrected her until finally, when I was home from college once with my boyfriend, she referred to the president as a “big dildo.” That was the last straw for me. I told her she wasn’t allowed to ever say that word again because it didn’t mean what she thought it meant. And then when she asked what it meant, I told her she had to ask Dad. My then-boyfriend (now husband) still thinks it’s the funniest thing he’s ever heard my mom say!
November 15, 2009 at 9:48 am
@ccm – that’s priceless!!
November 15, 2009 at 8:54 pm