Mom: I am going crzy because there is a horrible smell like rotten fromunda cheese in the kitchen
Me: gag!
Mom: and I can’t find it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: You know what fromunda cheese is, right?
Mom: (I am tearing the place apart to find it.) Isn’t it from under your fingernails?
Me: . . .
Mom: Don’t tell me it’s from your wee willy winky
Me: Um, yeah.
Mom: OMW – Oh. My. Word.
Me: Way to go!
Mom: Thank goodness for circumcision. Well, at least we can rule that out as the source of the offensive odor!
I am sorry I read this at lunch
November 16, 2009 at 2:21 pm
I thought I’d heard them all; but, I learnded something new today.
November 16, 2009 at 5:21 pm
I’m pretty sure that I learned from a previous post on this site that the “scientific” name for that… stuff is “smegma.” Who knew I’d be learning about biology on PCFYM?
November 16, 2009 at 6:35 pm
I thought smegma was a term just for the lady version of fromunda cheese?
God why am I discussing this??
November 16, 2009 at 10:12 pm
LMAO!!!! The things moms say without even knowing what they are saying!
November 16, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Smegma’s the proper term. “Fromunda Cheese” is just slang.
Circumcision as a solution to smegma’s a bit of overkill, though. All you need is 5 seconds in the shower in the morning. Problem solved!
November 17, 2009 at 10:11 am
Almost fell off of my chair laughing at this!
November 20, 2009 at 1:52 pm