Sniffing (Bowling) Balls

Mom: Tim got a new bowling ball, and it actually makes a big difference. He’s been doing better with his new ball.
Me: So, your boyfriend has one old ball and one new ball, and the new ball is better.
Mom: Yeah.
Me: I don’t want to hear about your boyfriends balls.
Mom: And what’s really weird is that his new one smells like grapes.
Me: You can get bowling balls scented?
Mom: Yeah, which I didn’t know either. Then I went around the bowling alley sniffing everyones balls.

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    • 1.  P

      I found out about that last year when a girl I knew showed up with her personal ball and it smelled like bubble gum!

      November 17, 2009 at 11:58 am

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    • 2.  Terry

      Dear Lord – I love this mom.

      November 17, 2009 at 12:34 pm

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    • 3.  Emma Gardener

      This one caused giggling! Too cute.

      November 21, 2009 at 7:38 pm

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    • 4.  Anna Dynamite

      I should not have been taking a big drink when reading this one. Got to the last line and did a spit take. Too funny!

      November 25, 2009 at 2:32 pm

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Love, Mom