Mom: i didn’t know that Lady Ga Ga, who i don’t really know anything about, is really a guy
Me: haha what??
i dont think so…
Mom: they were talking about her on the radio today and there’s some picture of her and you tell she has a **nis and i was just looking at perez hilton and he said she was rocking with her **ck hanging out
Eeeewwwwwwwwwwww
no wonder i was staying away from perez hilton
Me: mom that’s a joke. she’s not a dude
Mom: oh, well, i don’t really care one way or the other
Me: you know, you can type the word penis
its not a bad word
Mom: well, i just didn’t want to