Backstory: it’s my mom’s 50 birthday this week and after listening to much complaining about what she thinks is her flabby tummy/thigh/booty region, i told her about Spanx and then got her a pair for her birthday. i guess she liked them.
me: have any jeans you’ve been wanting to wiggle into? i think they have a pee hole but i’m not entirely sure what the process is like for getting in and out of them, so i’d like a full report afterward
Mom: well you shall have one. i am reading the back and it does indeed have a peepee hole – this should be interesting! lol
Mom: oh my God! i took them out and they look like they could fit a DOLL
me: well, i hope they work. i heard a lady say that her coworkers asked her if she’d lost weight
Mom: hell, good enough for me
[one hour later]
Mom: SPANX SPANX SPANX!!!!!
Oh yeah baby. I even asked MYSELF if I had lost weight!
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She asked herself if she lost weight – that’s so cute! And yes, Spanx are a gift form heaven.
November 22, 2009 at 12:59 pm
What kind of Spanx were these? I have tried the footless pantyhose (no pee hole) and the power panties (I worked up such a sweat trying to get into them that I couldn’t get them all the way on). I have a Christmas party coming up and could stand to tame some wiggly jiggly.
November 23, 2009 at 10:55 am
I’m a long time lurker and this is the first one that has impelled me to comment. I’m STILL giggling at the last line!
November 23, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Looking slimmer without the effort, and a pee-pee hole? What more could a mother want?
January 10, 2010 at 1:35 pm