Mom Discovers Spanx, and the Pee Hole

Backstory: it’s my mom’s 50 birthday this week and after listening to much complaining about what she thinks is her flabby tummy/thigh/booty region, i told her about Spanx and then got her a pair for her birthday.  i guess she liked them.

me: have any jeans you’ve been wanting to wiggle into?  i think they have a pee hole but i’m not entirely sure what the process is like for getting in and out of them, so i’d like a full report afterward

Mom: well you shall have one.  i am reading the back and it does indeed have a peepee hole – this should be interesting! lol

Mom: oh my God! i took them out and they look like they could fit a DOLL

me: well, i hope they work.  i heard a lady say that her coworkers asked her if she’d lost weight

Mom: hell, good enough for me

[one hour later]

Mom: SPANX SPANX SPANX!!!!!
Oh yeah baby. I even asked MYSELF if I had lost weight!

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    • 1.  mila

      She asked herself if she lost weight – that’s so cute! And yes, Spanx are a gift form heaven.

      November 22, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    • 2.  Galilee

      What kind of Spanx were these? I have tried the footless pantyhose (no pee hole) and the power panties (I worked up such a sweat trying to get into them that I couldn’t get them all the way on). I have a Christmas party coming up and could stand to tame some wiggly jiggly.

      November 23, 2009 at 10:55 am

    • 3.  Rebecca

      I’m a long time lurker and this is the first one that has impelled me to comment. I’m STILL giggling at the last line!

      November 23, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    • 4.  Fanboy Wife

      Looking slimmer without the effort, and a pee-pee hole? What more could a mother want?

      January 10, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    • 5.  Joanne

      I wear spanx most days and there the best thing ever and Being crotchless makes the so easy to pee

      October 29, 2011 at 2:00 pm

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