Backstory: it’s my mom’s 50 birthday this week and after listening to much complaining about what she thinks is her flabby tummy/thigh/booty region, i told her about Spanx and then got her a pair for her birthday. i guess she liked them.
me: have any jeans you’ve been wanting to wiggle into? i think they have a pee hole but i’m not entirely sure what the process is like for getting in and out of them, so i’d like a full report afterward
Mom: well you shall have one. i am reading the back and it does indeed have a peepee hole – this should be interesting! lol
Mom: oh my God! i took them out and they look like they could fit a DOLL
me: well, i hope they work. i heard a lady say that her coworkers asked her if she’d lost weight
Mom: hell, good enough for me
[one hour later]
Mom: SPANX SPANX SPANX!!!!!
Oh yeah baby. I even asked MYSELF if I had lost weight!