Mom: How was dinner?
Me: Good I think. I just have a hard time reading him and whether he’s really interested in me or not.
Mom: Well is he physical?
Me: Like physically affectionate? Yes.
Mom: That’s a good sign.
Me: Yeah, but that could also mean he is just trying to get into my pants.
Mom: You know dear, sometimes it’s okay to have a relationship that is “mutually satisfying.”
Me: …
Me: Wait, are you talking about being f*** buddies?
Mom: Just think about it honey. Your mother loves you!
The (Physical?) Possibilities Are Endless
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Wow…
Awkward, but awesome too.
November 24, 2009 at 5:34 pm
LOL! I find this so normal. Ah well my mom was always realistic and treated me like an adult & I never felt uncomfortable talking to her like a friend. A nice mix of friend and mom makes for a wonderful relationship.
November 24, 2009 at 11:03 pm
I need to get my number to your mom! LOL
November 25, 2009 at 8:52 am
Your mom is great! Will you share? She sounds just like my grandmother, who I miss every time I read something like this!!
November 25, 2009 at 12:42 pm
HAHAHAHAHA! I love this mom!
November 25, 2009 at 5:24 pm
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My Mum is like this too <3 I miss her.
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