brb im going to change from my tight cougar jeans into my reality tv pajama pants
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"My grandma is always talking about all of these low-fat recipes she makes, then criticizes me for not slathering butter all over the bread when I make grilled cheese."
— Josh
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ha! I love it!
November 26, 2009 at 10:15 pm
This is HILARIOUS!
December 10, 2009 at 7:26 pm
I have my tight jeans (although too young to be a cougar) and my TV PJ bottoms too. <3 this Mum
December 10, 2009 at 10:28 pm