Backstory: For halloween I cut off the toe part of some black striped tights to make them into arm warmers and one of them ended up on the floor in my room.
Um…
I’ve never seen one, so I don’t know what one looks like, but I found this black nylon THING on your bedroom floor. Is it a condom?!
How many kids does your mom have then?!?!?!
December 2, 2009 at 10:05 am
Wow ..
December 2, 2009 at 10:42 am
This makes me more sad than giggly.
December 2, 2009 at 11:03 am
Wha? How could she think…? Wow!
December 2, 2009 at 11:20 am
I hope she’s not serious. Mom needs to get out more if she thinks condoms are made from nylon. Wayyyyy too porous!
December 2, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I want to know how she can have conceived children, yet believe something the size of a legging could ~possibly~ be a proper fit “down there”.
December 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I have friends whose parents used the Catholic system of birth control, and they only had two (now adult) children… so I know that there ARE normal people out there who don’t use manufactured birth control and don’t stand out by having half a dozen children… but still!!! I don’t know how someone could make it past 25 without knowing what a condom looks like, even in an area with horrible sex ed. Even without seeking out that information, isn’t exposure to it unavoidable? I’m shocked!
December 2, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Eh, it’s sad, but it happens. My mother’s friend believed that black women had chocolate milk until she was in her 20s. I guess some people just don’t receive any information.
December 2, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Erm… #6?
I’m pretty sure that the ability to conceive children does not require knowlege of condoms! In fact condoms are counter productive to that…lol
December 2, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Yeah, my parents are Catholic.
In retrospect, my mom thinks it’s rediculous that she thought that…Like, she figured out it couldn’t have been one a few seconds after she asked me. But the initial reaction was too funny, that of all the things, THAT was her first thought!! :D
December 2, 2009 at 5:02 pm
#9: The act of conceiving children usually involves contact with a penis. I don’t care how well endowed the father is, there’s no way you can look at a legging and think it’s going to work as a condom.
December 2, 2009 at 5:53 pm
oh YYC I want to be your new best friend. lol
December 2, 2009 at 9:21 pm
H – Nope. YYC is my new best friend!
December 2, 2009 at 10:05 pm
YYC – I assume it was the previously cut-off “toe part” that had the mom confused.
December 2, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Oh my gosh!!! LOL just stumbled onto this site, what a crack up about Mom finding the nylon!!! Us Moms can be that way sometimes LOL I laughed when I read this post. God bless you Mom.
December 3, 2009 at 1:12 am
YYC – LMFAO! you’re imagining the wrong part! :D It was the toe part! Not the long part that I wore on my arms!
But now I have some hilarious images of people (NOT my parents!) trying to use a legging as a condom and I’m still laughing….
December 3, 2009 at 1:52 am
I thought you meant the longer part too!
December 3, 2009 at 9:56 am
Did the mom think the cut off toe or the long part was the condom? I hope she was kidding.
January 10, 2010 at 1:28 pm